1. WOAH you can see the plate floating on air for like a millisecond O.o ALIENS ARE INVOLVED SOMEHOW.
2. WHAT? No 'dun dun dunnnn' when Craig died. I feel cheated!
3. I waited until you ate the poisoned toast, then clicked on jelly
4. Gah, I forgot that by "jelly", he didn't mean the wibbly stuff people eat with ice cream. ...If jelly is what I know as jam, what is jam in the video?? O___o
5. I used to enjoy jelly. Then I took a jam in the knee.
6. this is funny because in england jelly is jello.
7. I have watched all the videos and I can proudly say that I choose....*Drumroll*....NUTELLA FTW!
8. Marmite for the win...
9. Sorry, I was too busy downloading the iPhone app to click either. /truestory
10. Team Jelly. Smuckers. Yum.
11. 00:27 floaty plate
12. As a Brit, I have no idea what's going on.
13. Where's the "peanut butter" option?
14. I like nothing on my toast. It's bad enough I have to put it in the toaster.
15. JELLY.
16. I felt peer pressure on the second half of this video. 
17. JAM I'M BRITISH
18. I MAKE VLOGS TOO CAUSE OF U!!! :D LOVE YA BRO!
19. So I pause at 0:51 and I'm faced with the hardest choice of my entire life to this point.
20. Pithy IS a word! Love your videos! Your jelly argument is the best, however I think I'm a jam fan. When you get a chance, please visit my channel. I'd write you a song, but you already have several of your own. :) Keep rockin!
21. have substance and point off! <--- please put that slogan onto a t-shirt and send me 1 million :D
22. @wheezywaiter I learn pithy things every time I watch your videos
23. Where is the marmalade?
24. Vegemite is great. I hear it didn't take off in America because they didn't know how to spread it properly. Putting it on like peanut butter, lol.
25. Vegemite isn't an option because it's shit

Jelly Jam

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it begins... JELLY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYuE65pmIGU JAM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXIi-qXXpx4 NEITHER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HogLYwCh84A BOTH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5GvERdm-qU Wheezy elsewhere: Twitter: http://bit.ly/wheezytwitter Facebook: http://on.fb.me/wheezyfacebook Website: http://wheezywaiter.com Wiki: http://wheezywaiter.info Google+: http://bit.ly/wheezyplus Apparel: http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts Shoes: http://www.tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ UPCOMING DRIFTLESS PONY CLUB SHOWS! Thursday, February 16, 2012 Wilbert's 812 Huron Ave E Cleveland, OH w/ Minor Bird 8pm All Ages Friday, February 17, 2012 Binghamton University Binghamton, NY MORE DETAILS TO COME!!!
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