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A RR Short Short: Lonely Island Love (I Need a Samberger)

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A salute to the men who give us erections and smiles; Andy, Akiva & Jorma Starring: abe Easy, Hendrik Wernars, Joe Blake & Sindulge Written by abe Easy, Hendrik Wernars and Joe Blake Cinematography by Tyler Weyersberg Directed, Produced & Original Beat by abe Easy ey Yo, what's up andy, it's your boy abe E here to say a few things bout what you mean to me I'll make you blush red like a teletubbie french leaf hugger pure, poe et tree (poetry) From the first cabbage that, sprouted thee I knew you would blossom just like myiam bialik Lazy sunday was so fresh it should be sponsored by febreeze morphed you from a ranger to a revolutionary the godfather of likes and viral comedy I want to be the kanye to your Jay Z SNL is your Beyonce, comedy's your baby now let's open mouth kiss as I touch your knee No homo tho right? Yeah no homo, of course not I need a Samberger, cuz I am a Samberg Whore Make me a Samburger Mr. Viral Godfather I need a Samburger I need a Samberger Yeee, One Samburger cummin right up lettuce, cheese, tomatoes and a pickle in your butt for a small extra fee I can throw in two sides how bout Kiv and Jorm, would you like it supersized? will that be all or can I interest you in dessert? a wallet sized pic andy in a miniskirt that's what I thought, how did I know your total is 101 is that for here or to go? Make your choice quick, I gotta know now oops it's too late your food's already on the ground Get it? Cuz I threw it on the ground Now it's time to get nice and slow super sexy, with my boy Joe I just woke up on a lonely island tryin to figure out what just has happened I see andy n Kiva standing right there dancin around only in their underwear Know how I get when I see them dance next thing I know there's jizz in my pants hey that's ok, know what they say it's not gay when it's in a three way shoutin out, I just had sex what's this white shit on my chest now I see a look in their eyes you think I'd be creeped out but I love these guys I love you man I wrote this next verse in the shower can't decipher the tears from the water Incredibad must be a joke cuz it's so crazy to think it's anything but beautiful as Katy Perry when I was feeling like an infant, a small baby covered in ma own poop, ya total shitty I threw some records on, stuck my D in a B next I'm makin out with laser cats, gettin hot pussy anything I ever am I owe to thee whether music, lolz tits or fuckin dentistry love you jorma, love ya kiva, want your kids andy let's open mouth kiss, love abe Easy
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