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A salute to the men who give us erections and smiles; Andy, Akiva & Jorma
Starring: abe Easy, Hendrik Wernars, Joe Blake & Sindulge
Written by abe Easy, Hendrik Wernars and Joe Blake
Cinematography by Tyler Weyersberg
Directed, Produced & Original Beat by abe Easy
ey Yo, what's up andy, it's your boy abe E
here to say a few things bout what you mean to me
I'll make you blush red like a teletubbie
french leaf hugger pure, poe et tree (poetry)
From the first cabbage that, sprouted thee
I knew you would blossom just like myiam bialik
Lazy sunday was so fresh it should be sponsored by febreeze
morphed you from a ranger to a revolutionary
the godfather of likes and viral comedy
I want to be the kanye to your Jay Z
SNL is your Beyonce, comedy's your baby
now let's open mouth kiss as I touch your knee
No homo tho right? Yeah no homo, of course not
I need a Samberger,
cuz I am a Samberg Whore
Make me a Samburger
Mr. Viral Godfather
I need a Samburger
I need a Samberger
Yeee, One Samburger cummin right up
lettuce, cheese, tomatoes and a pickle in your butt
for a small extra fee I can throw in two sides
how bout Kiv and Jorm, would you like it supersized?
will that be all or can I interest you in dessert?
a wallet sized pic andy in a miniskirt
that's what I thought, how did I know
your total is 101 is that for here or to go?
Make your choice quick, I gotta know now
oops it's too late your food's already on the ground
Get it? Cuz I threw it on the ground
Now it's time to get nice and slow
super sexy, with my boy Joe
I just woke up on a lonely island
tryin to figure out what just has happened
I see andy n Kiva standing right there
dancin around only in their underwear
Know how I get when I see them dance
next thing I know there's jizz in my pants
hey that's ok, know what they say
it's not gay when it's in a three way
shoutin out, I just had sex
what's this white shit on my chest
now I see a look in their eyes
you think I'd be creeped out
but I love these guys
I love you man
I wrote this next verse in the shower
can't decipher the tears from the water
Incredibad must be a joke cuz it's so crazy
to think it's anything but beautiful as Katy Perry
when I was feeling like an infant, a small baby
covered in ma own poop, ya total shitty
I threw some records on, stuck my D in a B
next I'm makin out with laser cats, gettin hot pussy
anything I ever am I owe to thee
whether music, lolz tits or fuckin dentistry
love you jorma, love ya kiva, want your kids andy
let's open mouth kiss, love abe Easy
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